Prompt: write a recipe for disaster.

1 cup canned crushed tomatoes

1/2 cup roasted red peppers

1/4 cup diced green chiles

1 tbs taco seasoning

1/2 tbs garlic powder

1/4 tps red pepper flakes

1 1/2 lbs raw chicken

1. combine ingredients into crock pot. cook on high 3–4 hours.
2. shred chicken with forks.
3. leave in fridge overnight.
4. eat for breakfast with eggs and potatoes on the day of your wedding w/ refried beans.

(optional: wear an adult diaper so you don’t ruin your wedding suit/dress)